RUN

If you work at a job that uses phrases like "Move the needle" or "Focus group" or "Core competency" get up from your cubicle and RUN. RUN NOW

Run until the doors thrash open
Run until your lungs hurt
Run until you hear nothing but the pounding of your feet on the pavement
Run until the sounds of the street dissipate
Run until you are a dot on the horizon
Run and save your God Damn life